Anonymous said: AHA! But are your biceps bigger than Sebastian's ego?
Personally I think it’d be a tie!
Anonymous said: Are your biceps bigger than an Altmer's ego?
I know for a fact they’re bigger than most Altmeri heads though.
Just so yall know, I’ll be focusing a bit more on answering asks for a little bit, till I can get some time to sit down and bang out proper long lengthed replies to rps. I’ve kind of fallen into the trap of doing the quick and easy/lazy route and not detailing Cy’s inner workings often enough, so I want to make sure I do that. It’s a problem across all my rps lately, hence my need to work on it. So feel free to spam with asks, will keep plugging away on em!
I think this AU is here to stay.
Anonymous said: Gasp! What's that lumbering out of the darkness? Never mind, it's Sebastian. But wait! It is no longer Sebastian! Instead, it is a large pine marten that scrambles up Cyros' body and perches on his shoulder. Then the pine marten somersaults away, grabbing onto a bunch of balloons and floating off into the night whilst a cat's face momentarily appears on the moon and a horse with Elatos' face wanders past. Skooma's a hell of a drug, kids.
“Oh gods this is the worst trip I’ve had… WHO SPIKED MY DRINK.”
Some experimentation with a Modern AU/human version of Cyros.
Former WWE wrestler turned MMA fighter and currently retired. Likes to powerlift in his spare time for fun.
Still built like a fucking tank. As if that were in any question.
Anonymous said: wow, you sure have fabulous eyebrows.
Why thank you graymage, that’s a high compliment~
Anonymous said: What DID Cyros look like exactly when he was a kid??
"I was always a bit on the stocky side when I was a kid, just enough to stand way the hell out from my friends and the other kids growing up. I remember wishing so hard that I would grow into my eyebrows and hands. I think that turned out better than I expected, heh!"
Anonymous said: Did you have any childhood crushes? :D
"She was always real kind to me, even when I got into my growth spurt. She ended up marrying someone else, but for a while we were pretty close."
Anonymous said: Please Cyros grant me the sweet release of death
"No, go ask a Dark Brotherhood member or some shit, goddamn."